If I asked my mother-in-law to sew anything, I would likeley find it hard to stand up at all becasue my a.... well you get the picture.
Good thing we have upholstery specialtist out there for our less mother-in-law friendly builders.
(Irene, I know you won't read this, and you are great, but just in case, I just won't ask you to sew anything, I promise).