To: "This Edge"
From Her Eminence:
You, Sir, sitting in the dark, silent, appear to have your HSFGASS jacked; it is not a virus, as I have said already. It is a Highly Sophisticated, Fifth Generation Artificial Stupidity System (ASS). Take it from me, I know what an (ASS), is! For as my purveyor has so efficiently demonstrated, there is no ASS alive greater than I.